Sunday, August 25, 2013

Daddy Can I Borrow Your Car Pleaaaseeee?-from the inbox


How would you like to have been this girl's daddy?


Subject: Daddy Can I Borrow Your Car Pleaaaseeee?

THE SPEED CHANNEL SAID SHE WAS ONLY 16 YEARS OLD!
New Ferrari for Dad $1,000,000




Daughter borrows Dad's new car to try out,
And hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.











The driver only had some bruising (seat belt)
And 2 small cuts
.

















Car loss? $1 Million
Waiting list for a new one?   2 years.
When can daughter drive Dad's car again?
Answer: Same day that the polar ice caps melt.
But she is still alive....
Car only had 9 miles on it!
One mile of it was during the wreck.








2 comments:

  1. Oh... Lifetime grounding coming in 3... 2...

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  2. If dad was stupid enough to let a 16 year old drive his million Dollar car, he's stupid enough to not do much about it.

    He'll sue the power co. for putting the pole where precious could hit it while hotdogging, and Danika will get he own super-sports car to make up for the ridicule she's getting for not being able to control dads.

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