Splinters in her crotch..-from the inbox

*A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat,

and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville,

WA.**There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the

tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so

she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she

encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground

and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she

hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an

environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to

get all the splinters.


The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told

her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could

help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.*


The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then

told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental

Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land

Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a

"recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm

sorry, but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down."*