Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Can't hoooooo breathe heeeeessshhh

Iowahawk has something you have GOT to read.......

"Say, do you mind if I use your little girl's room? I just realized I'm going into labor. Back in a jiff!

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Phew! Sorry that took so long, it was triplets this time. Aren't they adorable? This is one is Calc, this is Tangent, this is Locust. I tell them apart by their chubby... widdo... fingos.. coochie coochie coochie! Oh. Oh, darn, I am so, so, so sorry. And here your ego just mentioned to me that thing about your repressed Electra complex and your fertility inadequacy issues. I hope you realize I didn't mean to insult or belittle you or anything by giving birth just now. I don't know what it is, but I just can't help having those babies!"



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