Once again, threats from the Democratic Underground

"Obama is not going to take your guns away. We are.

By we I mean the people in this country who are sick the world seeing their country as a asylum with heavily armed inmates. We are the people who are not going to repeat once again the cycle of horror, recrimination, empty words and a quick return to business as usual."

 People who evidently can't read the laws and the Constitution.

Nor can they tell what the "Militia" actually is.  Here I'll give you guys a hint...

10 U.S. Code § 311 - Militia: composition and classes

(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
(b) The classes of the militia are—
(1) the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and
(2) the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia.

If you are NOT a member of the organized Militia, you re AUTOMATICALLY A MEMBER of the Unorganized Militia.

Which means.  EVERYONE is the militia if they aren't already in the National Guard or the Armed Forces.

Why don't you actually USE that education either mommy and daddy paid for, or you're thousands of dollars in debt for for something else than ambiance on your wall.

Why Grandpa Carries a Gun

My old grandpa said to me 'Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin.

I don't carry a gun to kill people.
I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people.
I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.
I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.
I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.
I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.
I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed,
and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.
I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.
I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.
I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs I'm inadequate.

I don't carry a gun because I love it.
I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.

Police protection is an oxymoron.
Free citizens must protect themselves.

Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate
the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin'...

author unknown (but obviously brilliant)

You will NEVER believe where I found this posted.

Democratic Underground.  You know that liberal bastion of hate and intolerance.

Don't believe me?

here's the link:   http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=118x415908

And you can see by the comments they totally do NOT get the point.

How is this for a "Free and Open" society

"Imagine the situation of poor DUer NCTraveler. He makes a post at the Democratic Underground complaining about the increase in 2013 taxes that now takes a bigger chunk out of his paycheck. No big deal he must have thought. Just another post among thousands. In fact, he probably forgot about the post by the next day...until Rush Limbaugh read it for all the world to hear and laugh at. Now panic sets in and NCTraveler, desperate to avoid more mockery, self-deletes his post so as to remove the "incriminating evidence" of his laughable absurdity."

Go read the story, but the punchline is, the poster deleted his post.

"I" don't delete posts here, I will update them but I won't significantly change them from the original.  To do otherwise is dishonest.

But the person who posted that feels that he wants it all to disappear down the memory hole.  However a copy can be found at:  DUmmie FUnnies


To see my original post on this click: The Democratic Underground is Funny

The Democratic Underground is Funny

I've been banned from there under 3 of my e-mail accounts and by 2 different IP's.

Go read the following thread.  Teh Stoppid IT BURNZ!!


What happened that my SS withholdings in my paycheck just went up

H/t Insty