Sweetest i've seen in a while-from the inbox

Your "aww" moment for the day.  

 After a mother chimpanzee who lived in a zoo died, one of the zoo's employees took the baby chimp home to care for it. It never crossed his mind that his dog, who had recently given birth, would adopt the chimp and raise it with her pups. Judging by the look on her face at times, she is not quite sure why this particular offspring has hands to grab her with. Now that portrays unconditional love. Something to think about!  

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

DON'T EVER SAY "DUMB ANIMALS" TO ME -- THEY HAVE MORE LOVE AND
COMPASSION THAN MOST HUMANS...!

Mysteries of the human body.-from the inbox

Are you left or right handed   ?????  You'll see the reason for the question.

This is long but has a lot of information in it that I didn't know!

The Human Body is a treasure trove of mysteries, one that still confounds doctors and scientists about the details of its working. It's not an overstatement to say that every part of your body is a miracle. Here are 50 facts about your body, some of which will leave you stunned...or... 1. It's possible for your body to survive without a surprisingly large fraction of its internal organs.  Even if you lose your stomach, your spleen, 75% of your liver, 80% of your intestines, one kidney, one lung, and virtually every organ from your pelvic and groin area, you wouldn't be very healthy, but you would live. 2. During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools. Actually, saliva is  more important than you realize. If your saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. 3. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.  The egg is actually the only cell in the body that is visible by the naked eye. 4. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue and the hardest bone is the jawbone. 5. Human feet have 52 bones, accounting for one quarter of all the human body's bones. 6. Feet have 500,000 sweat glands and can produce more than a pint of sweat a day. 7. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. The reason it doesn't eat away at your stomach is that the cells of your stomach wall renew themselves so frequently that you get  a new stomach lining every three to four days. 8. The human lungs contain approximately 1,500 miles of airways and 300 to 500 million hollow cavities, having a total surface area of about 70 square meters, roughly the same area as one side of a tennis court. Furthermore, if all of the capillaries that surround the lung cavities were unwound and laid end to end, they would extend for about 992 kilometers. Also, your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart. 9. Sneezes regularly exceed 100 mph, while coughs clock in at about 60 mph. 10. Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil. 11. Your body has enough iron in it to make a nail 3 inches long. 12. Earwax production is necessary for good ear health. It protects the delicate inner ear from bacteria, fungus, dirt and even insects. It also cleans and lubricates the ear canal. 13. Everyone has a unique smell, except for identical twins, who smell the same. 14. Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born. This is why one out of every 2,000 newborn infants has a tooth when they are born. 15. A baby's head is one-quarter of its total length, but by the age of 25 will only be one-eighth of its total length. This is because people's heads grow at a much slower rate than the rest of their bodies. 16. Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood the number is reduced to 206. Some of the bones,  like skull bones, get fused into each other, bringing down the total number. 17. It's not possible to tickle yourself. This is because when you attempt to tickle yourself you are totally aware of the exact time and manner in which the tickling will occur, unlike when someone else tickles you. 18. Less than one third of the human race has 20-20 vision. This means that two out of three people cannot see perfectly. 19. Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents. But if you are a woman, you are a better smeller than men, and will remain a better smeller throughout your life. 20. The human body is estimated to have 60,000 miles of blood vessels. 21. The three things pregnant women dream most of during their first trimester are frogs, worms and potted plants. Scientists have no idea why this is so, but attribute it to the growing imbalance of hormones in the body during pregnancy. 22. The life span of a human hair is 3 to 7 years on average. Every day the average person loses 60-100 strands of hair. But don't worry, you must lose over 50% of your scalp hairs before it is apparent to anyone.  23. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as an encyclopedia. Your brain uses 20% of the oxygen that enters your bloodstream, and is itself made up of 80% water. Though it interprets pain signals from the rest of the body, the brain itself cannot feel pain.  24. The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself. 25. Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing. 26. By 60 years of age, 60% of men and 40% of women will snore. 27. We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening, because during normal activities during the day, the cartilage in our knees and other areas slowly compress.  28. The brain operates on the same amount of power as 10-watt light bulb, even while you are sleeping.  In fact, the brain is much more active at night than during the day.  29. Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles per hour.  Neurons continue to grow throughout human life. Information travels at different speeds within different types of neurons.  30. It is a fact that people who dream more often and more vividly, on an average have a higher Intelligence Quotient. 31. The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger. 32. Facial hair grows faster than any other hair on the body.  This is true for men as well as women. 33. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee. 34. A human fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months. 35. By the age of 60, most people will have lost about half their taste buds. 36. About 32 million bacteria call every inch of your skin home.  But don't worry, a majority of these are harmless or even helpful bacteria.  37. The colder the room you sleep in, the higher the chances are that you'll have a bad dream. 38. Human lips have a reddish color because of the great concentration of tiny capillaries just below the skin. 39. Three hundred million cells die in the human body every minute. 40. Like fingerprints, every individual has an unique tongue print that can be used for identification. 41. A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it has been decapitated. 42. It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. 43. Humans can make do longer without food than sleep. Provided there is water, the average human could survive a month to two months without food depending on their body fat and other factors.  Sleep deprived   people, however, start experiencing radical personality and psychological changes after only a few sleepless days.The longest recorded time anyone has ever gone without sleep is 11 days, at the end of which the experimenter was awake, but stumbled over words, hallucinated and frequently forgot what he was doing. 44. The most common blood type in the world is Type O. The rarest blood type, A-H or Bombay blood, due to  the location of its discovery, has been found in less than hundred people since it was discovered. 45. Every human spent about half an hour after being conceived, as a single cell. Shortly afterward, the cells begin rapidly dividing and begin forming the components of a tiny embryo.  46. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. 47. Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't. 48. Koalas and primates are the only animals with unique fingerprints. 49. Humans are the only animals to produce emotional tears. 50. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet in the air.

 

Wisdom from the Elderly-from the inbox

An old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what do

you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"

The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.

Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniels, than to

forget where you keep the bottle!!"

Click the link

Prepare to giggle

http://textsfromsuperheroes.com/

Just A Reminder-from the inbox

European arrogance in alphabetical order  1. The American Cemetery at Aisne-Marne , France ... A total of 2289 2. The American Cemetery at Ardennes , Belgium ... A total of 5329 3. The American Cemetery at Brittany, France ... A total of 4410  4. Brookwood , England - American Cemetery ... A total of 468 5. Cambridge , England ... A total of 3812  6. Epinal , France - American Cemetery ... A total of 5525  7. Flanders Field , Belgium ... A total of 368 8. Florence , Italy ... A total of 4402  9. Henri-Chapelle , Belgium ... A total of 7992 10. Lorraine , France ... A total of 10,489  11. Luxembourg , Luxembourg ... A total of 5076  12. Meuse-Argonne... A total of 14246 13. Netherlands , Netherlands ... A total of 8301 14. Normandy , France ... A total of 9387 15. Oise-Aisne , France ... A total of 6012  16. Rhone , France ... A total of 861 17. Sicily , Italy ... A total of 7861 18. Somme , France ... A total of 1844  19. St. Mihiel , France ... A total of 4153  20. Suresnes , France ... A total of 1541  Apologize to no one.  Remind those of our sacrifice and don't  confuse arrogance with leadership. The count is 104,366 dead, brave Americans. And we have to watch an  American elected leader who  apologizes to Europe and the  Middle East that our country is "arrogant"! HOW MANY FRENCH, DUTCH, ITALIANS,  BELGIANS AND BRITS ARE BURIED ON  OUR SOIL... AFTER DEFENDING US AGAINST OUR ENEMIES? WE DON'T ASK FOR PRAISE... BUT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE! Americans, forward it! Non-patriotic, delete it! Most of the protected don't understand it. DO THINK ABOUT THIS. THANK YOU.

Purchased VS Homemade-from the inbox

Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I nearly died of shame!" she answers. "Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."

 "No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"

The Afterlife-from the inbox

Sex after Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
... inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was
that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to
his word, he made the first contact:

" Marion .... Marion "

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun
and then have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be
proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then
pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's
back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I
catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over
again"

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"

"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in South Carolina."

Senior Staffers-from the inbox

This information should have been available with a simple one-page request, under the Freedom Of Information Act, but the administration had to be SUED to get access to it. 

Read it, and you'll say "Well, No WONDER they had to sue to get it released!!".

THIS IS TRUE: CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF (SEE LINKS AT BOTTOM)

UNBELIEVABLE THIEVERY

Obama Daughters are now officially Michelle's 'Senior Staffers' for accounting purposes.

Michelle was caught cheating on her expense report. What a show of arrogance!

This information was obtained by Judicial Watch March, 2012. The administration had to be sued to get this through the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT.

Michelle Obama listed daughters as 'Senior Staffers' to justify their presence on her expensive African vacation and safari.

October 5, 2011, Judicial Watch said the U.S. Air Force provided a C-32 ( a Boeing 757 ), modified by the military for the purpose of flying big-wigs around the world, to fly the First Lady and her entourage to and from Africa , at a cost of $424,142. Another $928.44 was listed as 'bulk food' costs per meal for the192 on board meals for the 21 people who made the trip. Lobster ain't cheap when you fly it around the world.

The Obama daughters were listed on the manifest as senior staff. 'This trip was as much an opportunity for the Obama family to go on a safari as it was a trip to conduct government business,' said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. 'This junket wasted tax dollars and the resources of our over extended military.

No wonder we had to sue to pry loose this information.' The nation is suffering with the economy sputtering, the national debt soaring and Obama's economic rescue policies not only failing, but actively making things worse.

Meanwhile, the First Lady justifies an expensive trip to  Africa to take a vacation and safari with her daughters by saying it's 'official business' and even going so far as to list her children as staffers. The level of arrogance and dishonesty on display here is nothing short of shocking.

But, 'hope for change' - when?

It's a true story. Check out these links and read it for yourself:

http://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/press-releases/judicial-watch-obtains-documents-detailing-the-cost-to-taxpayers-for-michelle-obama-s-family-trip-to-africa/press-room/press-releases/judicial-watch-obtains-documents-detailing-the-cost-to-taxpayers-for-michelle-obama-s-family-trip-to-africa/

Folks, if the truth gets out, you will have to be the one to pass the info along to others.

The major media outlets would NOT DARE say anything negative about the poster child for diversity!

Can you imagine what the liberal news media would say about a Republican pulling such a stunt? Out and out lying!

God save the nation from this administration of the Obama-nation!

Additional info.:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/10/wh-says-judicial-watch-wrong-about-first-ladys-africa-trip/

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2011/10/04/so-how-much-did-michelle-obamas-summer-trip-to-africa-cost/

AR-15 Gun Sale - Hi-Cap Mags Reduced-from the inbox

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Two Skinny Lawyers-from the inbox

*TWO SKINNY LAWYERS*
*

**For all of you who have made disparaging remarks about President Obama,
please read the following...

I'm sure that most of us have read the so-called comparison of Lincoln and
Kennedy, but did you ever consider the relationship between Lincoln and
Obama?

You might be surprised...

**Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:**

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used
the same Bible.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois
Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had
very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
inauguration.

6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln was in the United States military. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight. Obama is a
skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln did not waste taxpayers' money on personal enjoyments. Obama is
a skinny lawyer.

11. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

12. Lincoln was honest, so honest that he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a
skinny lawyer

13. Lincoln saved the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.


**AMAZING, ISN'T IT?*
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VIDEO--BOBCATS-from the inbox

A mother bobcat found a secluded intersecting roof line area on the top of a house in Cave Creek Arizona where she gave birth to two kits. The house had a skylight, so the owners could watch the cats frolicking on the roof. When the owners noticed that one kit was missing, they originally assumed that it had been taken by a hawk or owl - until the owner remembered that there was an open column off of the roof. He determined the kit had fallen to the bottom of the column so he drilled the column open so the kit could crawl out. The kit came out and promptly walked over to the swimming pool and fell in.

150 bux for 500 rounds of .22LR?

Click to embiggen that.  Then look at the second entry.  $149.59 for AQUILA, AQUILA, 500 round pack.

SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?

YOU ARE HEART ATTACK SERIOUS?!?!?!?

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKING!!!!!!!

Whoever tells you shotgun slugs are for close range

Show them this vid from Hickok45

Old Shotgun Ammo Training vid

Oh, No, the Administration isn't hiding facts about the Boston Bombers

"BOMBSHELL: Saudi Arabia warned the United States IN WRITING about Tamerlan Tsarnaev in 2012, and rejected his application for an entry visa to visit Mecca in 2011

• Saudis developed intelligence separately from Russia, which also warned the U.S. about the accused Boston bomber

• A letter to the Department of Homeland Security named Tsarnaev and three Pakistanis as potential jihadis worthy of U.S. investigation

• Red flags from Saudi Arabia included Tsarnaev's name and information about a planned explosive attack on a major U.S. city

• Saudi foreign minister, national security chief both met with Obama in the oval office in early 2013


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For what it's worth, the Department of Homeland Security and the White House are denying this report.

Regardless, this is now out there. One wonders, what exactly, it would take at this point for our media to actually fall back in love with the once celebrated exercise of truth-gathering and shoe leather reporting. Yet again, this comes from the foreign press." 

Click that to go over to Ace's where JohnE has put it together with a further link for your edification.

I'm just wondering just how bad something has to blow up for the MSM to actually do their jobs?  Despite it looking bad for their Anointed One.

Is there a way to sue the media for Malpractice?

If there isn't there should be.