Snicker-from the inbox

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said,  And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'