"Said spouse rolled her eyes good-naturedly and said, “Well, he has way more guns than he needs. Half of them he never shoots anyway!”
Silly spouse. What that have to do with the price of .22LR in Cabela’s?"
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Thursday, March 21, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
Sumdood has been recruiting
"What is your last name, Sir?" I ask, watching the guy with the dank, greasy hair sitting at the triage desk, nervously wringing his hands.
"Gol," he simpered. "G-O-L."
"And your first name?"
"Smea. S-M-E-A," he answered, baring his rotted teeth in an obsequious grin. He grimaced and cleared his throat painfully.
Eeeeewwww. Somebody has the meth mouth."
If you can get more than 30 lines into it without starting to giggle, you're a better person than I am.
"Gol," he simpered. "G-O-L."
"And your first name?"
"Smea. S-M-E-A," he answered, baring his rotted teeth in an obsequious grin. He grimaced and cleared his throat painfully.
Eeeeewwww. Somebody has the meth mouth."
If you can get more than 30 lines into it without starting to giggle, you're a better person than I am.
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