"Said spouse rolled her eyes good-naturedly and said, “Well, he has way more guns than he needs. Half of them he never shoots anyway!”
Silly spouse. What that have to do with the price of .22LR in Cabela’s?"
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Showing posts with label Ambulance Driver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ambulance Driver. Show all posts
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
Sumdood has been recruiting
"What is your last name, Sir?" I ask, watching the guy with the dank, greasy hair sitting at the triage desk, nervously wringing his hands.
"Gol," he simpered. "G-O-L."
"And your first name?"
"Smea. S-M-E-A," he answered, baring his rotted teeth in an obsequious grin. He grimaced and cleared his throat painfully.
Eeeeewwww. Somebody has the meth mouth."
If you can get more than 30 lines into it without starting to giggle, you're a better person than I am.
"Gol," he simpered. "G-O-L."
"And your first name?"
"Smea. S-M-E-A," he answered, baring his rotted teeth in an obsequious grin. He grimaced and cleared his throat painfully.
Eeeeewwww. Somebody has the meth mouth."
If you can get more than 30 lines into it without starting to giggle, you're a better person than I am.
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Dealing with people who KNOW
that THEY are right and YOU are wrong. Over at AD's he posts a brief snippet of comments.
"Molly RN: Your argument is invalid.
Ambulance Driver: You state that the founding fathers did not envision anything beyond muskets when they wrote the Second Amendment, and when I point out that they couldn't have possibly envisioned the medium you're using to express your First Amendment rights, either, your reply is that I value assault rifles more than the lives of children.
No statement I have made in this thread gives you reason to assume such a thing.
So yes, you are behaving like a petulant child.
What's your next tactic, "I'm rubber, you're glue?"
Molly RN: You can continue to attack me, but I am finished as I truly feel sorry for you and your intense hate."
Click the above to RTWT
"Molly RN: Your argument is invalid.
Ambulance Driver: You state that the founding fathers did not envision anything beyond muskets when they wrote the Second Amendment, and when I point out that they couldn't have possibly envisioned the medium you're using to express your First Amendment rights, either, your reply is that I value assault rifles more than the lives of children.
No statement I have made in this thread gives you reason to assume such a thing.
So yes, you are behaving like a petulant child.
What's your next tactic, "I'm rubber, you're glue?"
Molly RN: You can continue to attack me, but I am finished as I truly feel sorry for you and your intense hate."
Click the above to RTWT
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