Dear NSA

Would you please quit messing with my cell phone?

I don't know any other explanation for why it suddenly switches to emergency calls only and activates both the Wi-Fi and the Data mode at the same time when they had been shut off.

It's getting a little old having to pull the battery everytime it does that.

So please.

Go bother a terrorist in another country, which is supposed to be your job in the first place.